"So, I'm trying to suggest the most white trash names possible for my friend's baby. I thought Sherry Shasta. Or Booyah." "What about Whiskey Bliss? Allthatandabagofchips?"
"Homework later! Ghosthunting now!"
A personalized ringtone goes off, Michael Bolton's "How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?" The woman answering her cell says, "YEAH? What do YOU want?"
"I want a pocketful of ramekins. Let's steal these."
"Do we have time for a ferret run?" "There's always time for a ferret run."
"MOM! That mouse isn't moving in its cage. Smack it around a little."
"So, I have a new game. I calm myself by lying, like this: My eyebrows grew like caterpillars and then crawled around my face. I was hungry so I ate a whale. It was good."
"I love the fact that you aren't like normal women. I just think it's cute that you don't care how you look to other people."
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