Cath' and Sarah's Children's Story (written at ages 8 and 11, when both wanted to be hobos)

Sarah & Gage cure Alzheimer’s.

Cathy forgets.

Hobo remembers.

Sarah & Gage lose twenty pounds.

Cathy finds it.

Hobo steals it.

Sarah & Gage discover fire.

Cathy discovers boot.

Hobo lives in it.

Sarah & Gage discover new plant.

Cathy steps on it.

Hobo eats it.

Sarah & Gage smell roses.

Cathy rolls in it.

Hobo eats it.

Sarah & Gage plant a garden.

Cathy buries bone in it.

Hobo eats bone.

Sarah & Gage swim in Atlantic with dolphins.

Cathy swims with hobos in sewers.

Hobo lives there.

Sarah & Gage climb Mt. Everest.

Cathy climbs aboard the hobo train.

Hobo’s still chewing on bone.

Sarah & Gage cross the Pacific on raft.

Cathy crosses puddle.

Hobo lurks in puddle.

Sarah & Gage become Greek gods.

Cathy becomes lunch.

Hobo becomes full.

Sarah & Gage cure AIDS.

Cathy breaks out of Hobo.

Hobo is mad.

Sarah & Gage write a formal apology to Hobo.

Cathy eats it.

Hobo hires a hit man.

Sarah & Gage win Oscars for directing.

Cathy wins best picture on milk carton.

Hobo drinks milk.

Sarah & Gage hire Bodyguard for Cathy.

Cathy flees country.

Hobo eats Bodyguard.

Bodyguard gets mad.

Sarah & Gage stop global warming.

Cathy is cold.

Hobo is hungry.

Bodyguard makes friends in Hobo.

Sarah & Gage create Sims 4.

Cathy creates a mess.

Hobo gets sick.

Bodyguard is free!

Elvis is free!

Sarah & Gage create world peace.

Cathy starts a fight.

With Hobo.

Bodyguard bombs Hobo.

Elvis runs away to Bermuda Triangle.

Sarah & Gage go to Bermuda Triangle.

Cathy decides not to go.

Hobo doesn’t care.

Bodyguard invades Iran.

Elvis discovers Sarah & Gage!